I am not going to post the video of Christina blowing the national anthem because everyone already saw it and she sucks. However, I like this video where an amateur blows the lyrics and then the Portland Trail Blazers head coach Maurice Cheeks comes out to help her sing. After the assist (See what I did there?) Cheeks came out and said he pictured his daughter up there and he would have wanted to help her as well. Class act, here’s the video.

 

This clip is from Conan O’Brien on February 3rd. Just watch and enjoy.
via @unordinarily

If this show was on NBC still I know they’d pull this video from Youtube. I think TBS is smart enough to leave it on.

 

This is a video someone posted on their Facebook wall. Thought I’d share. I think it’s stupid. You’ll probably love it, no offense The premise, the people in it and the guitar strumming all represent stupidity.

The video is people in Texas (pronounced Te-haas), are attempting to say the names of cities in Wisconsin. Guess what? Every city in Wisconsin sounds like a drunk Indian (redundant) got stung on the tongue and just started pointing at shit. After an intro like that, I bet you can’t wait to watch it.

 

I really love this song, and I just wanted to share it with you. Feel free to comment, or don’t.

 

So I am driving to work this morning and everything is going fine. Well, there were people driving too slow. If you own an SUV, there’s no reason for you to drive slower than me because of some snow.

Anyways, I get on the highway and my car starts shaking like Michael J. Fox. I have no idea what is wrong with it. So, now I sit here and wait for the dealership to open. I am sure I will have to pay for a rental car. I don’t want to have to pay for a car, while I am paying for my car that is being repaired. I am thinking it might have something to do with my car looking like this yesterday.

My car after the blizzard

Furthermore, I still don’t have my cell phone. Thanks a lot to Best Buy and their bullshit Black Tie Protection plan. They’re a bunch of deceptive con-artists. That’s an entirely different post all together though.

This is my perception of winter:

That’s all I have for today. I am going to try and start blogging more. Be prepared for more hatred.

Love,
Dan